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I am an avid sci-fi/horror/fantasy fan along with being a Right To Eat Animals activist, target shooter and general know it all with a little information about a lot of subjects which makes me slightly dangerous.

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Be Yourself

Been thinking on this for awhile and decided to put it in writing to be saved for posterity’s sake. My office is pretty much my living room and my office chair is my recliner. The 42” flat screen is on constantly for background noise while I work so I get to see quite a bit of TV during the day which translates in too hundreds of commercials a day.

I’m seeing more and more commercials that are enabling women in particular, multiple ways to alter their appearance without surgery. They have bras that give them a whole new chest and drawers that push their ass up and out so it looks like you could rest a beer on it. There’s make up that is intended to make them look more “natural”, even though removing it would take a paint scraper most days and snap on teeth to cover that gap for a “perfect smile.”

Fellas, when you go to the club or the bar and you see the hotties that abound like so many nerds at a Star Trek convention….Beware! They have so many products out there that likely what you’re looking at is using one or more of these accessories to ensure that they snare whatever they are looking for. The best accessory for guys ever invented was the rolled up sock for God’s sake…they give us very little in the competition end of things.

Gentleman, this little bit is meant as a friendly word of warning. There are women out there deceiving all of us with padding and restrictive garments. Because at the end of the day, when all the fancy clothes and removable accessories come off and the real person is there for all to see, you may just end up with this:

4 comments:

  1. That is because most women are lead to believe, that a man won't give them a second look, unless they look like a movie star. Men can be fat & bald and still think they are HOT. Women on the other hand take one minor flaw a dwell on it. We don't want to be dishonest, but the media compels us to be. Too many GORGEOUS woman to compete with. If your man doesn't find you attractive he can always go to the go go bar and get a lap dance from a 18 year old. How can the average woman compete with this. Read the profiles on most dating sites. Most men want a "slim" or "athletic" type of woman. Most women don't fit this category. Most have a few extra pounds or dare I say it cellulite. Even the skinny women have flaws when naked. Thus women believe that they will never attract a man unless they can magically change their body. There is no photoshop in real life. No one can air brush out the flaws. The bottom line is MEN have created the monster. Now they have to deal with it!!!

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  2. Also women have been wearing girdles and corsets for centuries. Spanx & the kymora body shaper are nothing new!!!

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  3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and comes from within. I know many beautiful women that would never win a beauty contest, but also a few women who look great but would never win any kind of quiz/test.
    Theres always the exception to that and it comes in the shape of Liv Boeree, who is beautiful to look at and is very smart, so smart, most men would be too intimidated to date her.

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